funny story

A Son's Bad Dream

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!

She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

"New Classic (acoustic Version)"

if you're listening mary this is for you
whoa whoa..
try to say it right been rehearsing this all night
and i had the words planned down but now nothing's coming out
cause you're like a movie star
you lose track of where we are
i know it sounds so cliche
and you take my breath away
when we're together feel like i can know you forever exciting familiar
but new

(chorus)

now i know that no one else would do all that i knew nothing was true(until i met you)
no one else i see
the one that sees me for what i can be in everything you do
think i found the new classic in you it's become so hard
for me to be surprised
but you're bringing back the real me
no judgement in your eyes
when i dance with you
that's how i speak the truth
it's just classic when we met now
you make me move no one else would do
all that i knew nothing was true(until i met you)
no one else i see the one that sees me for what i can be in everything you do think i found the new classic in you think i found the new classic in you
whoa whoa